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Luigibuddy
04-23-2005, 11:54 PM
Adrian Chmielarz Arrested On Multiple Charges
April 24, 2005

Adrian Chmielarz
was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street.

Authorities documented in a police report that Adrian Chmielarz entered the Classy & Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. After failing to emerge from a ladies dressing room stall, store clerks knocked on the door asking if he was 'ok' or needed assistance. Adrian Chmielarz was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.

Adrian Chmielarz allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Adrian Chmielarz squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

Clearly becoming a threat to others, one of the female clerks tackled Adrian Chmielarz, and with the assistance of two other women he was restrained until police arrived at the scene.

Mary Smith, one of the store clerks told UJ reporters, "I only weigh 105 pounds and didn't think I could tackle him, but he went down really easily. He's very weak, and very disturbed."

Initial toxicology reports indicate that Adrian Chmielarz was high on a mixture of narcotics and prescription drugs at the time of the incident. Results of a psychological exam to determine if he will face possible jail time or be institutionalized are pending.
Source (http://adrian.chmielarz.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php)

PainKilla
04-24-2005, 01:44 PM
You do know this is fake...

http://adrian.chmielarz.swellserver.com

Hmm... I don't recall a news website ever being called after him.
And by how he the news report was written.. I can sort of just point out where it's fake. :P


Oh and..
"The UJ Network is a collection of entertainment sites that push the limits of
poor taste and are generally 'politically incorrect'"

Luigibuddy
04-24-2005, 03:42 PM
You do know this is fake...
:p I know, I found about the site a few months ago.

kalme
04-24-2005, 03:57 PM
Going down the same road like before, eh?

T'krau
04-25-2005, 01:21 PM
Wonderful. Another way of slandering folks. My life is enriched. :rolleyes:

Frag Maniac
04-25-2005, 08:04 PM
...by every checkstand in the grocery store, exploiting loopholes in freedom of speech laws, let alone all over the net.

Taken from uselessjunk.com....

"Text link advertising is the only source of revenue for the UJ Network"

....which kind of speaks for itself I think.;)