SUGGESTIONS WELCOME! How to get the most play value from DL:

[freshjuice]

:) Use the disks for skeet shooting (especially good if you got a bonus Disk 2!!)

:) Give it to your friends as a practical joke, telling them: "Play this game, dude! It's really cool!"

:) If you pre-ordered, use the Wizard poster for a dart board. (use your full-color glossy map if you didn't pre-order)

:p Make up stupid lists like this one on the Publisher's forum.

:rolleyes: Go to foreign message boards and tell them you got the top-secret 1.5 patch in your country --- and that the game is actually fun now!

:) Play KOTOR 2 right after playing Dungeon Lords... suddenly that piece of crap starts looking like a real game.

:) Start your own game review website and give Dungeon Lords a 9.9 out of 10 ... sit back and laugh as you watch the flames build, build, BUILD!

:cool: When you go into rooms, talk to your imaginary NPC "friends" while kicking back on your imaginary "chair"

;) Make nudie female elf skins with breasts as big as troll heads. (Upload them for other losers like yourself to download, of course.)

:D Use this game as the turning point wake up call for your life, get a job, make millions, become a motivational speaker, tell people you owe all your success to D.W Bradley, and make billions with a bestseller smash: How a Video Game Made Me a Billionaire!

(please add more)

[txa1265]

:) Give it to your friends as a practical joke, telling them: "Play this game, dude! It's really cool!"
Better still, tell them that the Automap, cusomization, Advanced Journal, and NPC quests are all 'unlocked' by completing the game, so you need to go all the way through ...

;)

Mike

[metzger]

2 words

pure genius

[freshjuice]

TXA1265: That's great! LOL

metzer: Thanks!

Please add more! :D I'm hoping we can put together a Letterman-esque Top 100 list. :cool:

[Visigoth]

I like number 7 the best :D

[darktau]

Great Great list now i am going to start thinking of ideas for this list.

[Visigoth]

:p Take a hit of acid, then play Dungeon Lords in the hopes that it will look cool.

;) Invite a really un-edumacated person to play co-op with you so when they wail and scream how cool everything is, you'll feel better about your purchase.


:rolleyes: Sharpen the edges of the DL disks and use them as really cool Ninja Throwing Stars.

[freshjuice]

Inspiration along the lines of Visi's last post:

:cool: Use your Dungeon Lords disks to create (da, da, da DAAA!) THE DUNGEON DOGS!!! Your travelling troup of frisbee-disc-catchng trained poodles! Travel the world!

[devicem]

I've just read this and it cought my interest. Let me think ......

[Sigarr]

Hilarious stuff!

If you know someone who has been "Brainwashed" by some Cult, Make them Play DL. Voila! Instant "De-cultinization"!

(you see,No Two Insanitys can Co-exist)

[devicem]

The first one I used as an inspiration of your original post:

:) Maybe you should do the reverse thing and play some awsome game like GuildWars than start DL. P.S. I hope you can make it trough the sewers.

:) Make a handmade car with the CD's as wheels and see if it actually works or it may need patching ( It'll take some time though).

:) Put the box in the restriced section of your shelve and write " Goverment top secret, DO NOT TOUCH OR YOU MAY GET HURT"

[Shock]

:eek: "Use it as a training tool for Westwood College's Game Software Development curriculum focusing on the DON'TS of computer game design. Then, let the interns finish it."

http://www.westwood.edu/degrees/technology/game-software-development-degree.asp

[POQWAD]

Drill a small hole in the center of a disk.

Run one end of a radio antenna wire through the center opening and superglue it to the shiny side of the disk. Plug the other end of the antenna wire into a boom box.

Position your new Satellite Radio Disk Receiver near a window and start enjoying commercial free music.

[Shock]

Go out to the street, put the CDs face down on the ground, stand on them, and scoot them around with your feet. Why? Because it's fun!

Now turn them over and tell us what you see. Let your imagination go.

[Visigoth]

Go out to the street, put the CDs face down on the ground, stand on them, and scoot them around with your feet. Why? Because it's fun!

Now turn them over and tell us what you see. Let your imagination go.


LMAO!!!! LOL

[Outrider322]

Donate 200 of these games and 2 or 3 PC's to the talaban and watch them destroy themselves out of insanity.

[EmilyH]

Better still, tell them that the Automap, cusomization, Advanced Journal, and NPC quests are all 'unlocked' by completing the game, so you need to go all the way through ...

Or that there is a secret console cheat to unlock them, but the challenge is in finding it. Hey, maybe then someone will actually hack the game and make it work. (Is such a thing possible?)

[Shock]

There is a special hidden code that you have to type in to get the "complete game". Nobody has found it yet.

[freshjuice]

:eek: Cut the eyes & mouth out of the wizard on the box = Cheap Halloween Costume = Free Candy!

[Visigoth]

There is a special hidden code that you have to type in to get the "complete game". Nobody has found it yet.

LOL.... ahahhahahahhah!

[POQWAD]

Well...having lost patience with HP and DC I decided to take matters into my own hands...





...so I stuck a band-aid on the DL game disk and thus patched that sucker myself...

[freshjuice]

:) Build a minature world in your own backyard based on the map of Dungeon Lords. Hold a treasure hunt ... with one chest with one very, very, VERY easy trap to disarm...that still takes 4 hours to disarm.

[poe]

I myself used this game to give my friend a mental breakdown. He loves games like this and he's going crazy trying to get through it.

[Zyxial]

:) Since the 4th of July is coming... Go buy some illegal fireworks, dismantle for the powders inside. Take the disks lightly coat both sides with glue or an apoxy coat excessively with powder. Securely fasten fuses, place the discs 3" apart on the body of a model rocket. Light the fuses and launch the rocket... Really might see the best graphics ever (as promised)

:D Take the discs and the box... fill with white powder, send them to anyone you dislike. And on inside of cardboard print Anthrax...

;) Place them on the end of your cordless drill... Walla instant grinder/sander

:o hide the box and the cds under your mattress, so that why when your friends come over they won't know your such a sucker for believing the ads...

:rolleyes: And last but not least... Buy a ticket to DW's home town... find his house, ring the doorbell while placing a bag of horse crap on fire on his door step... when he comes out start wizzing them at him, screaming obsenities...

[draxis]

DL is just trying to be like microshaft errrr mocrosoft windblws errrr windows and require 100+ patches to work it keeps the developers bussy and employed

[toot033]

;) String the 3 disk together and make a cool swim suit for your significant other. It will probally draw more attention than the current graphics.
:p Put the disks on a string and attempt to hypnotize your cat. It could be more fun than some of the bugs.
:( If there were a 4th disk you could mount them on your hubcaps on your car and make some pretty cool spinner style hubcaps...

[evangelic]

And last but not least... Buy a ticket to DW's home town... find his house, ring the doorbell while placing a bag of horse crap on fire on his door step... when he comes out start wizzing them at him, screaming obsenities...


thats awesome.

-glue the disks together in a semi-circle and tape to antennae of you wireless router. free speedbooster!!! (this actually works...)

-crack the disks in half, and use the shards to rake your eyes out freeing yourself from the need to ever consider playing DL again! yay!

-smash the disks. they are evil, and deserve it.

[freshjuice]

:confused: Play Dress-up like a Tranny Fargrovian. Amuse your friends.