Painkiller - Xbox Names Wanted (just for fun this time)

[bluecomb]

I think the opening of a thread for hypothetical Painkiller name extensions has real potential for a funny outcome. I just want to see how creative people can be when it doesn't have to be serious, nor will it ever be.

I don't think bashing the game at all is appropriate, this is just for fun. Painkiller is an awesome game, and I believe it is worthy of the fps of the year, as awarded by CGW (though its debatable, half life 2 only misses it by a hair)


anyway!

I guess I'll kick things off

Painkiller 1.5: this time its not Painkiller 1
Painkiller: Heaven's got a hitman, We're not kidding
Painkiller: Heaven's got a kicka** melee weapon
Painkiller: Heaven's still got Havoc.
Painkillers: Heaven's got more hitmen (?)
Painkiller: "Satan aint got sh*t"


and the soundtrack, available only in special xbox bundles:


Meatloaf's Bat out of He11 3: Painkiller, 20th Century Masters Edition

[Shock]

"Painkiller: Stick This In Your Box"

[Emultra]

Painkiller Aspirin Edition

[PainKilla]

Painkiller: Don't post a new thread about this when it isn't necessary.

[Killerpain]

Painkiller: Spiro Agnew Edition

[ougabooga]

this tread shoulda been bout giving names for PK2, Not pk1.

[bluecomb]

it was really meant for an extension to the "xbox painkiller names wanted" thread that was closed. Painkiller 1/2? Whatev. Just post creative/funny names for any sort of painkiller expansion/sequel/etc.

[Grinder1989]

it was really meant for an extension to the "xbox painkiller names wanted" thread that was closed. Painkiller 1/2? Whatev. Just post creative/funny names for any sort of painkiller expansion/sequel/etc.


Not to sound like a jerk but what's the point dude? The XBOX version sucks and so does the name for it.

Grinder

[Emultra]

Is the Xbox version even out yet?

[PainKilla]

Pff I don't know. Bgaum said it'd be released this christmas IN january... This year. I'm confused.

[Emultra]

Then the above poster should not diss it.

[Grinder1989]

Then the above poster should not diss it.

I'll diss what i want to, don't tell me what i should do. The graphics suck and the name sucks. SO how could it be better than the PC version? exactly. SO think twice before you post things you know nothing about.

Grinder

[Emultra]

SO think twice before you post things you know nothing

How was it, again? Oh, that's right, Painkiller: He11 Wars has not yet been released. It follows, then, that the above quote should shoot itself and its poster in the foot quite nicely.

[Grinder1989]

How was it, again? Oh, that's right, Painkiller: **** War has not yet been released. The above quote should shoot itself in the foot just fine.


OK are you like retarded or something? It hasn't been released but it sucks because XBOX graphics are nothing compared to a PC. Of course your too busy shooting your big mouth off to get that. Also the name sounds pretty half *** too me. Also i knew it hadn't been release yet you moron.

Grinder

[Emultra]

Do you really think the graphics and title name are that crucial to the game's overall quality?

How well did you like Painkiller for the PC in the first place?

[Grinder1989]

Do you really think the graphics and title name are that crucial to the game's overall quality?

How well did you like Painkiller for the PC in the first place?


Very crucial. If the graphics suck, then why buy it? The name has really nothing to do with the game its just a dumb name. I love PK, it plays great on my PC. Its my favorite FPS.

Grinder

[Cynical]

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Every sentence above that line is ******* retarded.

[Grinder1989]

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Every sentence above that line is ******* retarded.


Yea, your funny you stupid big mouth noob.

Grinder

[Cynical]

And your grasp on the English language is impeccable. Oh, wait.

Anyways, both sides of that argument were utterly stupid. Him for saying that Painkiller on X-box might not be utterly superfluous, and you for saying that graphics or a name make a game, and again, for your pathetic grasp of English.

[Artas1984]

Cynical? We understand what by posturing your nick Cynical you want us to tell, i guess all of your threads will be like - i don't agree to everything what is said here, in this forum.
You should not bup about the usage of english language, since i am a Baltic State citizen, i may also commit failures in text.
Keep mouth sh..
But take no offence to that, i meant no misunderstandings.

[Grinder1989]

And your grasp on the English language is impeccable. Oh, wait.

Anyways, both sides of that argument were utterly stupid. Him for saying that Painkiller on X-box might not be utterly superfluous, and you for saying that graphics or a name make a game, and again, for your pathetic grasp of English.

Well as of right now i don't want to get banned for cussing you out. The argument was not stupid and it had a point. So why don't you go somewhere else and argue with some that actually gives a flying F*ck about what you have to say?

Grinder

[fleabay]

**** I could kick myself for not thinking of this earlier.

Painkiller : Bloody He11

Or did somebody else say this one already? Oh well...

[Emultra]

Painkiller: Alastor's Ascension



On another note:

Painkiller: Daniel never once looked at Eve's Baz(o)(o)ms

[Emultra]

Or in a more elaborate style:

Painkiller: Daniel will never look at Eve's Baz(o)(o)ms, but You Will. Unless you're a girl, but what are the odds of that happening? A girl playing Painkiller? I suppose you could be a lesbo, and regrettably, by now we're talking inversely astronomical odds. Too bad. Oh well, enjoy the Forbidden Apples. Cuz Daniel sure doesn't. *Cough*fruit*cough*. Nah, just kidding, he's just commited to his dead wife Catherine, that's all. And boy will they make up for lost time in heaven. Okay [Dreamcatcher], I'm running [People Can Fly] out of [Plays best on Alienware] box cover space [ESBR Rating AO] now, bye bye, have fun [nVidia: The Way It's Meant To Be Played].

[Killerpain]

Painkiller : Bloody He11
Now that you mention it, a Serious Sam/Duke 3D/Painkiller style shooter that features a protagonist with a Cockney accent could be cool. British clichés and humor in a suitable locale (post apocalyptic with a Terry Gilliam aesthetic maybe) might work.

[CHFlagg]

Or in a more elaborate style:

Painkiller: Daniel will never look at Eve's Baz(o)(o)ms, but You Will. Unless you're a girl, but what are the odds of that happening? A girl playing Painkiller? I suppose you could be a lesbo, and regrettably, by now we're talking inversely astronomical odds. Too bad. Oh well, enjoy the Forbidden Apples. Cuz Daniel sure doesn't. *Cough*fruit*cough*. Nah, just kidding, he's just commited to his dead wife Catherine, that's all. And boy will they make up for lost time in heaven. Okay [Dreamcatcher], I'm running [People Can Fly] out of [Plays best on Alienware] box cover space [ESBR Rating AO] now, bye bye, have fun [nVidia: The Way It's Meant To Be Played].

A girl playing Painkiller?

Painkiller: Girls rule, Boys drool!!

[fleabay]

Now that you mention it, a Serious Sam/Duke 3D/Painkiller style shooter that features a protagonist with a Cockney accent could be cool. British clichés and humor in a suitable locale (post apocalyptic with a Terry Gilliam aesthetic maybe) might work.

Sometimes I'm not sure if you kidding or not. :)

[PainKilla]

This would have been for Painkiller 1:

Painkiller - Black Jacket Marauder









Baz(o)(o)ms
Gee, nipples half the size of the breasts, I'd understand why daniel wouldn't look at them.

[Emultra]

Well, they're present in the movies. Good thing the ESRB didn't see that.

[ougabooga]

Painkiller : Bloody He11 sounds cool, i think i gave a name similar called PK:bloody gibs.

BTW ,when i think about the way daniel looks in booh it seems like he's gone thru a night of heavy vodka drinking & brawls.I wonder if PCF thought of making him look like that after they had a good night/weekend of HEAVY HEAVY drinking:p

Painkiller:drink'N brawl'N ;)

[Emultra]

Exactly, he looks exhausted.

[spyware]

Painkiller: battle out of rehab

[Emultra]

Eve looks good though. But she covered up the bing bongs deluxe, hmph *crosses arms, taps foot and sulks*.