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xwingace
08-04-2005, 04:45 PM
Running endlessly
Far across the map I go
Oh for a moonstone

A crowd of spiders
Chop them all up for XP
****, poisoned again

Oh boy a fresh chest
My shift button does nothing
Just an artifact

Please find my daughter
Go and find my missing son
What's up with these kids?

The castle's top floor
The chambermaid rambles on
Get to the point babe

chamr
08-04-2005, 05:16 PM
If you're looking for
Complicated RPG
DL not for you

If you're looking for
Fun hack and slash action time
Give this game a whirl

Much fun to be had
Even with many problems
Got my money's worth

Demonic
08-04-2005, 06:49 PM
Got your monies worth?
I have a bridge for sale now.
Please sign a blank check.

chamr
08-04-2005, 07:56 PM
Got your monies worth?
I have a bridge for sale now.
Please sign a blank check.

Look at it this way
Forty hours of fun for me
That's one buck an hour

I know you will say
"What! It was no fun! Just crap!"
Well I'm having fun

eom
08-05-2005, 01:04 AM
Running endlessly
Far across the map I go
Oh for a moonstone

A crowd of spiders
Chop them all up for XP
****, poisoned again

Oh boy a fresh chest
My shift button does nothing
Just an artifact

Please find my daughter
Go and find my missing son
What's up with these kids?

The castle's top floor
The chambermaid rambles on
Get to the point babe



genius.890

Shock
08-05-2005, 02:47 AM
http://usera.imagecave.com/Wolverine_0416/So_for_you/this-thread-is-gay.jpg

It matches the game.

chamr
08-05-2005, 02:37 PM
Shock, you need to read up on the Haiku form. Here's a cheat sheet for you.

First line: 5 syllables
Second line: 7 syllables
Third line: 5 syllables

As you can see, no room for pictures of your favorite "alone time" material. Thanks.

Shock
08-05-2005, 10:48 PM
Shock, you need to read up on the Haiku form. Here's a cheat sheet for you.

First line: 5 syllables
Second line: 7 syllables
Third line: 5 syllables

As you can see, no room for pictures of your favorite "alone time" material. Thanks.

Haiku or Hi "Q"?
Alf's big boner is for you.
Spread those cheeks, chamr.

chamr
08-06-2005, 01:06 AM
Haiku or Hi "Q"?
Alf's big boner is for you.
Spread those cheeks, chamr.

yaaaawn...

Shock
08-06-2005, 11:54 PM
open wide

(Please continue with your hiakus even though this was already done 2 months ago)

Waer
08-09-2005, 01:14 AM
Haiku or Hi "Q"?
Alf's big boner is for you.
Spread those cheeks, chamr.

I did not look that
Close. He has a big boner?
Woa-ah! There it is...