I think the opening of a thread for hypothetical Painkiller name extensions has real potential for a funny outcome. I just want to see how creative people can be when it doesn't have to be serious, nor will it ever be.

I don't think bashing the game at all is appropriate, this is just for fun. Painkiller is an awesome game, and I believe it is worthy of the fps of the year, as awarded by CGW (though its debatable, half life 2 only misses it by a hair)


anyway!

I guess I'll kick things off

Painkiller 1.5: this time its not Painkiller 1
Painkiller: Heaven's got a hitman, We're not kidding
Painkiller: Heaven's got a kicka** melee weapon
Painkiller: Heaven's still got Havoc.
Painkillers: Heaven's got more hitmen (?)
Painkiller: "Satan aint got sh*t"


and the soundtrack, available only in special xbox bundles:


Meatloaf's Bat out of He11 3: Painkiller, 20th Century Masters Edition